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Posts tagged with "kid"

May 18

Crap. Time to be super Dad.

Apr 23

Oh hey. A rainbow.

Feb 3

Dammit I’m tired.

But yes, I will read you “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” for the 100000th time.

Dec 1

Has spent the last 10 minutes going through his toy box and trying to balance each item on his head.

Best morning ever.

Oct 31

“It’s simple. We kill the Batman.” (Taken with instagram)

Sep 24

Soooooo lazy! (Taken with instagram)

Aug 25

Crimefighter baby, go!

Aug 17

Sup, playa? (Taken with instagram)

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I need a new laptop.

It’s painful to search through my dashboard. I want to enjoy all of your posts, but not this way.
I love you all and I will...

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Truth

Any time I see a woman over 30 on TV who I don’t recognize but who is apparently a celebrity, I assume she’s a host on The View.

I’m usually...

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Thought we should at least get one photo of the two of us, lol. (Taken with Instagram at Kinsmen Beach)

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I have finally seen The Avengers.

I will now return to regular Tumblr scheduling.

My mind was blown. Please accept Avengers spam.

(And many of it...

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Clearly breaking all the rules

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