This might be satire.

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I miss smoking…

Yeah, I know.

I’m healthier without it, it’s a disgusting, expensive habit, etc. I walk by people downtown who are smoking and I turn to the wife with this wild-eyed look and ask, “Is that what I used to smell like?”

But still…there’s something alluring about lighting a cigarette, and pulling in smoke with a sharp gasp before letting it out like dragonflame. I know if I had one today, I would be rocked from the headbuzz, and then want to vomit and gargle hot mustard at the same time to get that taste out of my mouth. 

But I still want one.

But I won’t have one.